Vitamin-C becomes Scott Peterson's Pen Pal

Just kidding.

But seriously, what is up with this bitch's hair?

And...I'm back!

Sorry I've been away so long. There aren't really any good excuses for my leave of absence. Basically, I've been a deadbeat mom to my poor little Internet baby and I'm going to try and make up for lost time starting now.


That aside, let's start here. Here's what happens when boring people try to be funny.

Hey guy. Stick to writing about sports and leave the snarky comments about fashion to the professionals. In the immortal words of one Mr. Show:

"I don't come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth..."

In fact, let me show you how it's done. See this picture? This is the response, which years of training in smart-assery have helped me to formulate:

I'm sorry, how exactly did Big Boi and Andre 3000 manage to conceive a child and raise him clear into adulthood without my noticing?

Employee of the Month!

Hey there, my faithful readers! I'm sorry I've been so bad at posting lately, but I do have a few good excuses--lack of stable Internet access, and this sketch comedy group I've been working with has been taking up some of my time.

So, we have a show coming up, so you can see the fruits of my/our labor if you're interested. Just click on the pic for more info!

I better see your asses there!

Lisa T.